Current list

This table is the Steam schema retrieved on 6 November 2026. The percent column is Steam's global unlock rate at that same retrieval. It will change as more people play. The Islet update said new achievements were added and did not name them. Bilingual, Hobin Rood, and Money in a bottle match the euro shop, the bow, and the bottle item that were not in the 24 August 2026 strings.

AchievementOfficial descriptionGlobal unlock on 6 Nov 2026
Getting startedKill your first creature98.4%
Let me goGet picked up by a seagull83.2%
Who stole my beerFind and kill the culprit, and bring it to the lighthouse keeper91.8%
NoobGet a kill with no kill score multiplier84.8%
DripKill a drip creature96.1%
I'm the bird nowMake the boat fly33.3%
Getting an upgradeUpgrade the engine on the boat85.6%
DinnertimeCatch dinner for the lady in the forest81.5%
Yummy in my tummyEat a burnt creature48.4%
Competitive eatingEat a mini-boss24.7%
ImpressiveGet a 5x killscore multiplier83.0%
360 no scopeKill a creature with a 360 no scope65.5%
VacationHelp the tourist swim on his vacation71.2%
GrillmasterStart the grill79.8%
Rich! MillionaireSell something worth 100,000 or more20.2%
CollectorFind and kill all the creatures16.9%
All inBet on green and win at roulette40.0%
GOLD GOLD GOLDUnlock a legendary skin from the slot machine67.6%
Fully equippedApply all attachments to a single weapon61.4%
Terrorizing birdDefend the scared islanders from the terrorizing bird58.7%
Deadliest catchHelp the military defeat the big creature they located47.1%
Everyone's dreamKill a seagull with dynamite7.5%
FishipediaFind and kill all drip creatures3.7%
I am speedBuy the best engine for the boat64.8%
We are so backFinish the game45.4%
EasyKill a boss within 10 seconds36.7%
BeanFinish the game within 1 hour3.2%
HandymanDefeat the final boss with your bare hands4.3%
BilingualEarn your first euro20.7%
Hobin RoodKill a creature with an arrow8.3%
Money in a bottleFind money in a bottle17.3%

Easy to miss

The five lowest global rates in that snapshot were Bean (3.2%), Fishipedia (3.7%), Handyman (4.3%), Everyone's dream (7.5%), and Hobin Rood (8.3%). A low rate means fewer players had unlocked it. It does not by itself explain the method.

  • Bean is "Finish the game within 1 hour." The finish interaction is the end-game boat after the Whale Fin, described in the walkthrough.
  • Fishipedia is every drip creature. Collector is every creature. They are separate checks. Drip rules are on the rare creatures page.
  • Handyman's Steam line is "Defeat the final boss with your bare hands." In this build the check runs on the Bowhead Whale script when its boss type is Boss, the hit leaves local health at or below zero, and that hit's damage is under 5.
  • Everyone's dream is a seagull killed with dynamite. Hobin Rood is a kill with an arrow. The bow is post-launch equipment.
  • Fully equipped, in this build, requires a non-default sight, ammo type, and barrel, plus a laser sight and an extended magazine, on one weapon. Iron sights were removed as a purchase in patch 1.0.11 and the downgrade was restored in 1.1.2, so the shop list can change.

Story goals

Who stole my beer, Dinnertime, Vacation, Terrorizing bird, Deadliest catch, and We are so back follow the main hand-ins. Grillmaster is the optional shark turn-in. It does not raise the island count. The order is the walkthrough, and the fights are the boss guide.

Where the longer steps live

Impressive and 360 no scope depend on the killscore product. That system, including why a 2x Impressive label is not automatically a 5x achievement, is the trick-shot guide. This overview does not repeat those checks.